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Monday, 3 September 2012

Thank You, Heinz!

From the top of a carton of microwaveable spaghetti hoops:

Microwave 850W

Peel back film.

30 sec (full power). Stir

30 sec (full power). Stir

CAUTION: WILL BE HOT

At last I understand the purpose of the microwave! All those years of confusion and unexplained burns over at last. Thank you, lawyers at Heinz and the whole Culture of Liability that made this advice necessary.