Exciting news from the BBC. Apparently scientists have found the cause of male pattern baldness: instead of being bald, I just have invisible hair.
I guess this is Life's way of laughing at middle-aged men. As we get older we risk our hair going invisible. Similarly, I've noticed that hours of working out at the gym have resulted in me developing invisible muscles. And as my three endowment policies finally come to maturity after 25 years, I can look forward to enjoying invisible payouts.
Actually, that last part's not strictly accurate. For 'invisible', just substitute 'nowhere near what those w*nkers at Abbey National suggested to me back in 1987.'
